Kentucky fried, so good I cried
Belly full and fed

Happy hour, Whiskey Sour
Glow begins to spread

Belly laughs, stupendous gaffes
Now the two shall wed

Ungodly hour, twilight cowers
Slither into bed

Morning rise, stings the eyes
Pounding in the head

The night before, crashing forth
Now begins the dread

(c) Can Stock Photo / Soifer